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catbets — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:36:13 +0000

Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann

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Mars Hit by 2007 WD5 Astroid by February 10th

(Number of hairballs to put on it)

Last week’s results

catbets — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:43:33 +0000

That is 8-5 overall.

THURSDAY (12/13)

NBA
Washington Wizards at Miami Heat

SATURDAY (12/15)

NBA
Denver Nuggets at San Antonio Spurs

SUNDAY (12/16)

NFL
New York Jets at New England Patriots

NHL
Florida Panthers at Chicago Blackhawks

MONDAY (12/17)

NFL
Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings

Kyle Orton Over 100 yards passing

WEDNESDAY (12/19)

NHL
Nashville Predators at Chicago Blackhawks

Whiskers McBettington

This Weeks Free Picks!

catbets — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:26:40 +0000

SATURDAY

German Bundesliga Men’s Handball

(Number of hairballs to put on the game)

SUNDAY

Zamboni Race at the Chicago Blackhawks Game

(Number of hairballs to put on the game)

Win Some, Lose Some

catbets — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:05:46 +0000

Rough weekend, but this week’s picks are meowrific. Drops me to 3-3 overall. No worries – Whiskers McBettington always lands on his feet.

If you want me to pick a specific game I won’t charge you $10 (hear that Jimmy Broadway?). Just hit me up at catbets@gmail.com.

Unlike other sports handicappers (Jimmy Broadway), on my site I promise to use proper grammar and spelling – which is pretty impressive considering I’m a cat. I may lack opposable thumbs, but I can still use the correct verb tense.

SATURDAY

Boxing
Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Rick Hatton

MONDAY

NFL
New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons

Whiskers McBettington

Superior Feline Analysis

catbets — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:27:21 +0000

Great night last night, 3-1. Whiskers hates hockey.

NFL
Chicago Bears at Washington Redskins
Over (37)

NHL
Buffalo Sabres at Los Angeles Kings

NBA
Miami Heat at Portland Trailblazers

Here is a note from one of our satisfied clients regarding last nights picks:

Whiskers,

Awesome picks last night, 75%! It is good to be with a winner who knows what he is doing and speaks in plain English (catish?). You handicap with ways that I can understand, hairballs. None of this stars crap. The other websites don’t even specify what kind of stars they are using. Red dwarfs? Blue Giant? Pulsar? Blackhole? Not all stars are equal. In fact, I bet that other website (that will remain nameless) is using Blackholes as its handicapping methodology because it sucks in all your money and never lets anything out!

Keep up the good work!

Another satisfied customer (not all sports handicapping sites can say that since you have to have customers first).

-ChunkyLover

There is no way to be sure, but I think the other website he is talking about is JimmyBroadway.com.

Whiskers McBettington

This Week’s Free Picks!

catbets — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:18:39 +0000

THURSDAY

2007 Magic: The Gathering World Championship – Team Champion

(Number of hairballs to put on the game)

SATURDAY

UK Champ Snooker

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Welcome to CatBets.com

catbets — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 23:28:42 +0000

Welcome to CatBets.com, home of feline sports handicapper Whiskers McBettington.

Whiskers McBettington is a real winner. Unlike some sports handicappers (specifically Jimmy Broadway), Whiskers McBettington didn’t grow up drinking his milk from a saucer.

Living in an alley behind a sports bar taught me to respect the game and get mine at any cost. I’ve parlayed this street tough attitude and knowledge into a successful sports handicapping career.

I pick all my games utilizing my superior feline analysis based on which post-it is most appealing to me (see photo).

I pick big games and I deliver. The only turds I lay are in my litter box.

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