Catbets

Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann

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Mars Hit by 2007 WD5 Astroid by February 10th

(Number of hairballs to put on it)

That is 8-5 overall.

THURSDAY (12/13)

NBA
Washington Wizards at Miami Heat

SATURDAY (12/15)

NBA
Denver Nuggets at San Antonio Spurs

SUNDAY (12/16)

NFL
New York Jets at New England Patriots

NHL
Florida Panthers at Chicago Blackhawks

MONDAY (12/17)

NFL
Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings

Kyle Orton Over 100 yards passing

WEDNESDAY (12/19)

NHL
Nashville Predators at Chicago Blackhawks

Whiskers McBettington

SATURDAY

German Bundesliga Men’s Handball

(Number of hairballs to put on the game)

SUNDAY

Zamboni Race at the Chicago Blackhawks Game

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Rough weekend, but this week’s picks are meowrific. Drops me to 3-3 overall. No worries – Whiskers McBettington always lands on his feet.

If you want me to pick a specific game I won’t charge you $10 (hear that Jimmy Broadway?). Just hit me up at catbets@gmail.com.

Unlike other sports handicappers (Jimmy Broadway), on my site I promise to use proper grammar and spelling – which is pretty impressive considering I’m a cat. I may lack opposable thumbs, but I can still use the correct verb tense.

SATURDAY

Boxing
Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Rick Hatton

MONDAY

NFL
New Orleans Saints at Atlanta Falcons

Whiskers McBettington

Great night last night, 3-1. Whiskers hates hockey.

NFL
Chicago Bears at Washington Redskins
Over (37)

NHL
Buffalo Sabres at Los Angeles Kings

NBA
Miami Heat at Portland Trailblazers

Here is a note from one of our satisfied clients regarding last nights picks:

Whiskers,

Awesome picks last night, 75%! It is good to be with a winner who knows what he is doing and speaks in plain English (catish?). You handicap with ways that I can understand, hairballs. None of this stars crap. The other websites don’t even specify what kind of stars they are using. Red dwarfs? Blue Giant? Pulsar? Blackhole? Not all stars are equal. In fact, I bet that other website (that will remain nameless) is using Blackholes as its handicapping methodology because it sucks in all your money and never lets anything out!

Keep up the good work!

Another satisfied customer (not all sports handicapping sites can say that since you have to have customers first).

-ChunkyLover

There is no way to be sure, but I think the other website he is talking about is JimmyBroadway.com.

Whiskers McBettington

THURSDAY

2007 Magic: The Gathering World Championship - Team Champion

(Number of hairballs to put on the game)

SATURDAY

UK Champ Snooker

(Number of hairballs to put on the game)

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